Sunday, August 21, 2011

The Boy Who You All Know As 'Josh'

So before we 'split', Josh and I managed to get together for three dates. I was wondering would it be more appropriate for me to blog about them at GPY!!! or continuing on C&B is well enough since after all, it didn't materialize in anything. Sick of playing the argument in my head over and over again I decided to go ahead with C&B, so here I am.

Monday, June 6, 2011

The Boy Who You All Know As 'Josh'

I stood at the point where we decided to meet for the date. It was almost half way from both of our places so I thought it was perfect. My phone started to ring, it was Josh calling me.

"Where are you? I'm here!", he asked.

Monday, May 23, 2011

The Boy Who Took Me To His Room

Sometime ago I went on a date with this guy who wasn't a native to Karachi. He was from Sialkot but was in Karachi for studies. This meeting happened completely by surprise and very suddenly. He had a headline on his profile that said he wants to go see the animated movie Rio. I messaged him that I have been wanting to see the movie as well. I didn't expect a reply because he clearly seemed like someone who was very much into how a guy looks and wouldn't give two cents about me once he saw me.

But surprisingly, he messaged me back positively. We exchanged a couple of messages after which he asked for a picture, I had no option but to show myself. If I actually wanted this date to happen, I would need to clear his 'Looks' test. "You look good.", he told me on chat.

"Good enough to watch Rio with?", I asked.

"Do you have time tomorrow?", he replied.

"You want to watch it tomorrow?", I ask very surprised.

"Sooner the better!"

Friday, May 20, 2011

The Boy Who Was In an Open Relationship

We all have been on that one date after which we are left wondering if the world is still round. I went on one around the beginning of April. Although I have taken myself off the Online Dating site a few weeks ago because of exams, but I left with a few contacts up my sleeve. I had been talking to one since a few days so I thought it would be cool if we meet up. I had just given a test and I needed to unwind. This guy had been asked me out once but I turned him down because I had started getting interested in Josh and I wanted to give it a real shot so no meeting or talking to other guys. But Ryan convinced me that as long as I'm not committed I can meet other guys and I should. So I took him up for a pizza date!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Boy Who Made Me Scream Loud

I really didn't know what I was getting myself into when I signed myself up on this one. I swear I didn't!

If I had, I would never ever have gone out to meet him or much less even stepped into his car at all. We started talking sometime around the middle of March, although we rarely had anything to talk about since he was super interested in car. Cars were all he could talk about, he was somewhat like a car junkie. He loved taking apart cars and putting them back together. Normally people can just change tires and for anything more, they go to an auto-mechanic. The only time he went to a mechanic was when he was too frigg'in busy to take apart his ride. Having learned to drive at the age of 13, almost 7 years before I learned, this guy was a beast in the car.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Le Garçon Aui A Voulu Apprendre Le Français

Otherwise known as 'The Boy Who Wanted To Learn French', which was the original title but then I changed it to French to add a touch of class which I usually lack. Meeting him was something I primarily never imagined because of two reasons. Firstly, we got in touch through my Phunk Factor profile on Facebook - a medium I prefer not using to meet guys. Secondly, a few days after we started messaging each other we got into a minor disagreement. After that I started getting the cold shoulder treatment so I really didn't bother. Our meet was entirely spontaneous and quite unusual but nevertheless I had a great time.

Earlier this week I was in college and my entire group that I usually hang out with didn't show up. Completely bored out of my mind, I started searching through my phone for contacts I could bother. I still quite don't know why but when his name popped up, I decided to give him a second chance. I'm a firm believer in them, so why not?!

Monday, March 21, 2011

The Boy Who Treated Me To A Triple Scoop

This was more of a friendly meet than a date as he made it clear from the beginning that I am not what he was looking in a boyfriend but would love to have me as a friend because I'm great company. I didn't mind! I didn't tell him either that he's not my type.

I had already seen him as his images were up on display and he was decent looking. We met up last Friday right after Juma prayers at a local mall because he had to buy some cuff links for a wedding he would be attending. He came dressed up in a formal pants and shirt which sort of blew me away because nobody that I ever dated except for Bruce has ever showed up in formal clothes. I commented on his clothing, "These are all I own, Phunk! I hate jeans and t-shirts!", he replies. "But I don't mind that your wearing them. You look cute!"

How could I hate him after that compliment?!

Monday, March 14, 2011

The Boy Who Kept Me Waiting

I swear some people can't ever get their act together and I swear I will never ever date another one. About two weeks ago I started talking to this guy who I thought had an interesting profile. He didn't reply to my message for a whole two days although he had read it. I thought it was a lost cause but then I got a very apologetic message that he was extremely busy and didn't have any time at all to reply to my message. Giving him another chance, I messaged him back as soon as I read it mentioning that I'm looking for nice guys to hang out with. Just like the last time he messaged me long after he had read it. I thought it would be best to take him off the list. Even after he messaged me, I didn't care back to reply.

Friday, March 4, 2011

The Boy Who Loved Lady GaGa

So everybody knows I'm a huge fan of the Lady. I love her and just about everything she does. Pair me up with a guy who loves her alot as well and you would think we would be perfect together, right?

Not really!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

The Boy Who Thought I Was A Sugar Daddy

I really never expected him to give me another shot because of how our first date went. I showed absolutely no signs of interest in him, and to be honest I wasn't much interested in him. Yes, I wouldn't deny that I wanted to do the nasty naughty with him but I just couldn't. Especially since he was looking for a boyfriend, even though his requirements made it impossible for him to find someone.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Boy Who Smelled So Good

All the posts I've done so far have been on my flukes, so I figured why not tell you about the one date that actually went really well and the guy was truly awesome.

Monday, January 31, 2011

The Boy Who Had A Misunderstanding

I have never been a fan of Urdu poetry but I have never disliked it either until recently. In fact I'm not a fan of any kind of poetry. Call me a stupid fool for not being appreciative for the finer arts, but poets are a breed of their own. Rarely does a person who is not a poet, understands a poem. I am perfectly ordinary, dull, boring and mundane, hence I have no appreciation of poetry.

A guy I met recently happened to be in love with Urdu poetry and did quite alot of it in his spare time. When I first saw his profile, I was apprehensive of getting in touch with him. I've been warned of their kind before, but I guess sometimes you just have to burn yourself to realize it's not cool to play with fire. So I took the plunge and contacted him. I asked him if he was willing to talk on a messenger, but he replied with his cell number instead. I wondered if I should message him or not, but uptill now everything had gone smoothly. No harm done, right?!

Monday, January 24, 2011

The Boy Who Asked For A Blow Job

The title says it all, he asked for a blow job. And that too on the very first date. Any guesses what I gave in return?

A big F*ck You right in his face. I literally stormed out of the mall by the time the whole fiasco came to an end. I had absolutely no idea where this date would lead. But if I was certain about one thing, it was that I am not getting down on my knees for him. No way, no how!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Boy Who Thought I Was A Sugar Daddy

This fella totally struck a thorn in my hide. I met him a few days back, and by chance he was the first guy I met. It was a lazy Sunday afternoon and I got a message from him asking if I am interested in meeting him up. I had a hard time understanding his message because it was written in possibly the worst ever English I have read in my entire life. But he was very good looking.

When I realized that he can't speak English to save his life, I switched to Urdu. I asked for his email address so that I may take the conversation to a messenger. He told me that he doesn't use messengers much and prefers talking on phone and then meeting. I wasn't entirely comfortable with that plan so I turned him down politely.